why do people want civil war in MCU so bad

please re-read Civil War and remember, exactly, how bad it was

every painful minute of it, from “captain america can’t connect with americans because he doesn’t kick it on myspace” to “tony shoves people into the negative zone, post-civil war, teenage heroes are forcibly recruited into serving the government” and “everyone’s just written like an out of character asshole to make them punch each other to begin with”